The Misrepresented Democracy of Northern Tigadehathu is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Joe Nuts with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 7.25 billion Northern Tigadehathuans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of South Woods. The average income tax rate is 87.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Northern Tigadehathuan economy, worth 658 trillion Quints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Information Technology. Average income is 90,813 Quints, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, and election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northern Tigadehathu's national animal is the Amogus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Northern Tigadehathu is ranked 264,592^nd in the world and 10,114^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 11,351.71 Standard Monetary Units.